THERE ONCE WAS A MAN WHO WORE A RED SUIT
HE SPENT ALL HIS HOURS CARRYING HIS LOOT
UP AND DOWN THE CHIMNEY STACKS
BUT OH, MY GOODNESS HE REALLY HURT HIS BACK
HE HAD MUCH TO DO BEFORE HE COULD STOP
SO, HE WENT AND FOUND THE PERFECT ONE STOP SHOP
FINE FETTLE HE FOUND WITH TREATMENTS GALORE
HE WAS UNABLE TO WANT FOR ANYMORE
THIS PLACE HE FOUND WAS FULL OF EXPERTISE
ON HOW TO KEEP YOUR BODY HEALTHY…EVEN YOUR KNEES
THE CUSTOMER CARE WAS SECOND TO NONE
AND HE WAS SOON ON HIS WAY, BACK ON HIS SLEIGH RUN
AFTER HIS TASK HAD BEEN ACHIEVED
AND ALL THE CHILDREN HAD EVERYTHING THEY NEED
HE PASSED BY THE FINE FETTLE DOOR AS HE HAD NOTHING MORE TO DO
AND STOPPED TO WRITE THEM A HIGH SCORING GOOGLE REVIEW
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS KEEP CLEAR OF CHIMNEY STACKS
DON’T LOAD ANYTHING TOO HEAVY IN YOUR BLACK SACKS
IF YOU HURT THEN GET SOME AID
BUT DON’T ASK ME TO WRITE A POEM AS I MAY NEVER GET PAID!!
